Conspiracy jokes
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?