Conspiracy theories

Conspiracy theories jokes

JFK

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No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

Feminist

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Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Michael Jackson

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Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

9/11

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Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Birthday

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That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Drug Cartel

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Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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ello guys, me have conspiracy theory. i tink Gru from Despicable Me is related to Dracula from Hotel hotel Transylvania because they both r russian and hav big pointy nose