Conspiracy theories jokes

How 9/11 Happened!:

Hey Bush, Truth or dare?

Flat Earthers

No one.

Absolutely no one.

The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”