Comparison

Comparison jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

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  • What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

    What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

    Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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  • Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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  • What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

    What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

    They're both accidents.

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  • My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

    What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.