Companion jokes

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

A man was taking a child into a dark forest.

The child said, "I'm scared!"

The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

A nickname to call your short GF:

Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says, "Don't worry, there will be a third person in a little while."

Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?

"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!

They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.

Like if your best friend has a dog.