What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
did know that girlfriend at the end it starts with an end so does boyfriend and friend have end at the end of it but family at the end it ily i love you
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Why does the owl π¦ have a lot of friends?
Because heβs a hoot.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
I love my dog π
Hi π I love my dog πΆ
What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!!
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
A man and a boy are walking into a forest. It begins to get dark. The boy says "Mister, I'm scared." The man replies "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
A guy and a woman are walking into a forest. The woman says she is lonely. The guy then says don Μt worry there will be a third person in a little while.
