COMMUNISM IS ACTUALLY KINDA TIGHT.
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
sharing is communism
I love Communism.
All of the sudden if your republican your raciest and Communism is a symbol of freedom what happened to the proud men our founding fathers were damit!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
