Common

Common Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Apple

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Priest

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

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  • Baby

    What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.

    Gay Man

    What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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    Dick

    What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.

    Smoothie

    What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

    Priest

    What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

    Monkey

    What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

    A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

    Underwear

    What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

    They are both concerned about β€œKlingons near your anus”.

    Volcano

    What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

    They both erupt when triggered.

    Shark

    Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

    Dad

    What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Pedophile

    What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

    They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.