Common

Common Jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Pig

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

Accident

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Woman

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Food

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

Paul Walker

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

Orphan

What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.

Toilet Paper

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Baby

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Tampon

What do lovely men and tampons have in common?

Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

Osama Bin Laden

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Depression

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

Chainsaw

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

9/11

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

Citizen

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Baby

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.