Common

Common Jokes

Man

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

Priest

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

Emo

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Rapist

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Hit

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Cult

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

Color

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.

Bitch

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Priest

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?

They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.

Pedophile

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Shape

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

Website

What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?

We have a case of Witzelsucht.