What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What does Nelson mindella and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
Okay, Good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld" you did not make it.
People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site" and I think we know that won't happen !!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common? They selfie. (Its because they don't have parents)
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What do you all a fish with no eye’s? A fsh.
