what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
What does Steven hawking have in common with the gates one stands the other doesn't
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common
they both cant see their parents
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, theyโre yet to be discovered.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do orphans and police not have in common
The police can actually go home
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
