Common

Common Jokes

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Racist

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Penis

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Chicken

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

Autistic kid

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

Orphan

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Artist

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

Panera Bread

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Orphan

What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

Film

What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

Tit

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Mistake

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

Vision

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Mom

Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.