I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
baby > commits start breathing Mom> commits abort baby > commits ohshit.exe
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Go commit neck rope.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
a pornstar committed sue of side her coworkers must be taking it hard
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
