Come-on Jokes

Teacher: where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip

Orphan: Parent signature:___________

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk... oh come on don’t be hard boiled

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in

My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on

peoples music when friends are around : *rock*

when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"

So there was school shooting in Florida why didn't the shooter just go to Disney.......sorry i just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face

Come on guys, It's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, The riot dev's try their best but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else. Like their downsyndrome