Come-on memes

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.

He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."

He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."

Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."