I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
i like my women like i like my coffee
without other peoples dicks in it
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
What is Michal Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
