I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok,And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Good morning
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
I like my women like i like my coffee nice fresh and dead
I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Sans: What is todoroki's favourite coffee creamer Half n' Half hehe
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: bro don't get so HOT headed about it Just CHILL
sorry not sorry -sans
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar
