Cleansing

Cleansing jokes

Baptism

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Memes

Toaster

When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.

A picture of a cartoon character with white hair and a sly smile, with the text "Parents: are you still a virgin? The toaster:"