Class jokes

One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!

A kid walks into the classroom on time.

I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.

What did the mermaid wear for math class?

Algaebra.