A kid walks into the classroom on time.
Class Jokes
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.