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anonguy1

Kill yourself.

you don't need to exaggerate

if you don't like jake then ignore him. Are we in kindergarten here

This site is always shit, retarded, dead, and toxic as shit.

I've made a mistake for being here a while back.

You can still leave, it's not late for that.

Like go murder yourselfs already. Jesus Christ.

Nobody forces you to stay here, if you don't like the site you can leave.

Anonymous

Nobody forces you to stay here, if you don't like the site you can leave.

Alright I will leave.

I'm sick of this toxic shit site with retards.

I will be come back in May 22nd.

anonguy1

Alright I will leave.

okay, even though I think you're making a new account, I wish you good luck and success and of course fun in your life.

anonguy1

I will be come back in May 22nd.

Okay, see you then

Please don't make an alt, it won't make anything better

anonguy1

I will be come back in May 22nd.

lol bye

Who is the anon guy and who's alt is it

Anonymous

Who is the anon guy and who's alt is it

ag

"The another account of AG3.0/AstarticNo.21. Breaking news: I will be back in May 22, 2024."

He's coming back tommorow 100%

Anonymous

He's coming back tommorow 100%

Probably he will make an alt

Flappy.

hey sah ^^

Hey Flapöy<333

Flappy.

hey sah ^^

wsg

Anonymous

Hey Flapöy<333

hey say

Anonymous

Hey Flapöy<333

hruu

Anonymous

Probably he will make an alt

prolly

Anonymous

Hiii amyyy

hru

Flappy.

hruu

I'm good, how about you

Flappy.

wsg amy

florida

αmy

hru

Good good, how about youuuu

i should have gone in

Anonymous

I'm good, how about you

im goood

αmy

florida

how long you staying there

Anonymous

Wsg guys

until tuesday

αmy

i should have gone in

PQGAGAHAHAHHAHS

Anonymous

Wsg guys

How are you

Anonymous

I'm fine

Glad to hear that

Chunke Monke

i tink im eating expired warheads

sharing is caring

αmy

sharing is caring

it's sticking to my gums 😭😭😭

Chunke Monke

it's sticking to my gums 😭😭😭

i’ll stick to your gums 😏

(i dont know what that meant)

αmy

i’ll stick to your gums 😏

wat

but you can

into me

αmy

into me

im gonna fail my edge tho 😭😭😭

urfavvirgo

Amy

hey

Chunke Monke

im gonna fail my edge tho 😭😭😭

idc

urfavvirgo

anyways

wsg em

sawyer sent me some nasty stuff

*claps ass cheeks*

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Chunke Monke

for realz

W bruver

I blocked out his name bc ion trusts none of u w his snap

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uh.

but yk my friend took that picture bc I couldn’t ss or he’d leak me

Chunke Monke

cut ur fingernails gyatt dam

Lmao

uh idk emily

do you really wanna send pics

αmy

do you really wanna send pics

no I unadded him 💀

urfavvirgo

no I unadded him 💀

GOOD JOB

Anonymous

Omg its chunke AND wade

BOB!

αmy

GOOD JOB

boys are so nasty bro

urfavvirgo

boys are so nasty bro

real

Anonymous

WSG

wazzzuppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

Anonymous

I am on an airplane

how u hav wifi

αmy

real

like actually disgusting

Anonymous

I am on an airplane

i’m going bo wiling

urfavvirgo

like actually disgusting

fr

Chunke Monke

how u hav wifi

There's on flight wifi

Chunke Monke

how u hav wifi

you can pay for it

Anonymous

I am on an airplane

P L A NE

urfavvirgo

boys are so nasty bro

bros before hoes

Anonymous

There's on flight wifi

hecker

Chunke Monke

bros before hoes

Factz

hey ingenious crash into a few towers for me

αmy

fr

like the most foul creatures

urfavvirgo

like the most foul creatures

they’re horny af

and also

Anonymous

We're all weird

Facts

idk they’re just

confusing

αmy

they’re horny af

i can’t text any of them after 10 PM cause ik they’re gonna say wyd and then the conversation is slowly gonna get gross

urfavvirgo

i can’t text any of them after 10 PM cause ik they’re gonna say wyd and then the conversation is slowly gonna get gross

real

αmy

hey ingenious crash into a few towers for me

bruv wat a coinsidence, i was watching a video about a guy talking to his friends on a website about bombing the plane he's riding and he used the plane's wifi and got caught and now he's being charged wit $100,000

this guy sent me a dick pic

it was so gross

Anonymous

We're all weird

Yo hop on uwu rq

like hairy and shit

Wade XL

Yo hop on uwu rq

Bet

Wade XL

MEN:

Nobody out-pizzas The Hut.

Anonymous

Nobody out-pizzas The Hut.

Facts

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Dagger I literally found a theme song for you

MY BROTHER WAS PISSING AND I ACCIDENTLY WALKED IN

Chunke Monke

bush?

yeah it was like everywhere

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hey.

IM DISGUSTING I CANT DO ANYTHING NOW

urfavvirgo

IM DISGUSTING I CANT DO ANYTHING NOW

*disgusted

Wade XL

Dagger I literally found a theme song for you

Oh?

Anonymous

Oh?

HOLLUP I’m email it to u

Anonymous

Hey, Amy.

I thought u left

Anonymous

Hey, Amy.

how are you.

Chunke Monke

gold dagger

Mmmm.

urfavvirgo

THATS SO GROSS

😭😭😭

αmy

how are you.

Chilling. Not much. Was pretty damn busy.

i literally feel so bad em

urfavvirgo

I thought u left

Don’t tempt me.

once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

and like bro

Wade XL

HOLLUP I’m email it to u

Okie.

never getting that image out of my head

αmy

once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

same

What are y'all yapping about

αmy

i literally feel so bad em

NO CS HES YELLING AT ME FROM INSIDE THE BATHROOM NOW

Nigga, what is this conversation?

Anonymous

What are y'all yapping about

pissing in bathrooms because apparently it's weird

Anonymous

Nigga, what is this conversation?

Men hate

Anonymous

Don’t tempt me.

why are u back

urfavvirgo

*boy hate

Same thing

urfavvirgo

why are u back

Because I can.

The King has returned

Chunke Monke

pissing in bathrooms because apparently it's weird

Tf we supposed to do in bathrooms?

urfavvirgo

NO CS HES YELLING AT ME FROM INSIDE THE BATHROOM NOW

BAHAHA

Wade XL

The King has returned

Indeed.

Anonymous

Tf we supposed to do in bathrooms?

ask amy that

Chunke Monke

ask amy that

Bathrooms are for pissing and shatting.

Chunke Monke

ask amy that

when did i say anything about that??

i personally pee in an empty soda bottle when talking wit my E-Kittens

αmy

when did i say anything about that??

bruv

αmy

BAHAHA

“Emily what the fuck is wrong with you the door was closed how retarded are you”

αmy

once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

^^^

i literally just said i walked in on my friend pissing

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αmy

i literally just said i walked in on my friend pissing

y dafuq did u even walk in tho

Chunke Monke

^^^

yes, and? when did i say you can’t piss in there(

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*I started the conversation

urfavvirgo

“Emily what the fuck is wrong with you the door was closed how retarded are you”

NO BUT THE THING IS THEY DONT LOCK IT

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Chunke Monke

y dafuq did u even walk in tho

they didn’t lock

Flappy.

NO BUT THE THING IS THEY DONT LOCK IT

DLAPPY HIII

ADN THEN, WHEN NOBODYS IN IT BUT THE DOOR IS CLOSED THEYRE LIKE "fym is anyone in there its closed"

αmy

they didn’t lock

did they pee in za dark?

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Damnit, I didn’t mean to delete it.

Dagger I’m emailing it to u now

LIKE WHEN U ACCUDENTLY GET DISTRACTED BY UR PHONE AND THEN UR BROTHERS PISSING IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR BARELY CLOSED

Arguing about shite like this is astronomically retarded.

Wade XL

Dagger I’m emailing it to u now

👍🏻

my brother is breathing so loudly rn

i can hear him from the other room

urfavvirgo

LIKE WHEN U ACCUDENTLY GET DISTRACTED BY UR PHONE AND THEN UR BROTHERS PISSING IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR BARELY CLOSED

^^^^ cough cough tell me it’s not just me

he is not even doing anything

Chunke Monke

did they pee in za dark?

no..?

it was a sleepover

Flappy.

my brother is breathing so loudly rn

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nvm

and this guy

urfavvirgo

^^^^ cough cough tell me it’s not just me

yeah yeahy youre fine

was peeing in my bathroom

This conversation is a whole new level of retarded

and i walked in on him

Chunke Monke

he's edging

HES IN THE KITCHEN????

Holy Shitballs of fire it worked!

Flappy.

its the kitchen

i edge in the kitchen while eating

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Wade

Holy Shitballs of fire it worked!

WADE YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

Chunke Monke

who dafuq r they

my friends

that’s a very good question

idc what you say i just wanted to know

cause everyone thinks they’re like so hot

and it’s annoying

I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

the one on za left needs to mew more liek za one on the right

urfavvirgo

I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

that made me feel so much better

Let’s goo I can access both accounts

Anonymous

WADE YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

FINALLY

the one on the right got a big ass nose and the one on the left looks like like Devi from never have I ever

urfavvirgo

they both look stupid asf

they’re really fucking mean

urfavvirgo

I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

so asians liek ur kind?

I’m gonna switch back and fourth for funsies

like they bully sped kids 💀

all asians look za same, (no offense wade and ingenous)

Chunke Monke

so asians liek ur kind?

no not rlly I feel like WASIANS

αmy

like they bully sped kids 💀

so do I 💀

urfavvirgo

no not rlly I feel like WASIANS

ew

you’d get along really well ngl

ive only ever seen like one ugly wasian

Chunke Monke

ew

it’s the best of both worlds fr

and he was UGLy ugly

Flappy.

ive only ever seen like one ugly wasian

ur ex ?

αmy

you’d get along really well ngl

yea prolly but they not too cute

no nono this guy my friend liked

a work of art but like the preschool kind

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Mid at best

I have no idea what yall are talking about anymore

chunky monkey what’s ur uwu crew

urfavvirgo

MY BROTHER WAS PISSING AND I ACCIDENTLY WALKED IN

😭

Anonymous

I have no idea what yall are talking about anymore

Me neither

Anonymous

😭

NO IK IM SCARED.

Wade XL

Mid at best

didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

urfavvirgo

chunky monkey what’s ur uwu crew

wat do u want

Chunke Monke

wat

No she jut asked for your uwu crew

Flappy.

didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

They’re both mid I just said one was slightly better than the other

Flappy.

didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

Right is better

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but they look irritating asf

Wade XL

They’re both mid I just said one was slightly better than the other

changing up changing up

urfavvirgo

Right is better

That’s what I said

Wade XL

That’s what I said

no you said "the one on the right aint bad"

They looking annoying and look like they thinking that they the shit

urfavvirgo

They looking annoying and look like they thinking that they the shit

^

Flappy.

no you said "the one on the right aint bad"

“Aint bad” still not good, but ain’t bad

Flappy.

^

like they’re okay but not as good as they think they are yk?

Wade XL

“Aint bad” still not good, but ain’t bad

m-hm

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sometimes it's not js about za face

Flappy.

WAIT I GOTTA GO

BYEBYEEEEE FLAPÖYYY HAVE A GREAT DAYYYYYYY

Chunke Monke

sometimes it's not js about za face

well

urfavvirgo

but they look irritating asf

they’re kinda mean to me 😭

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The girl on the left is pretty

αmy

they’re kinda mean to me 😭

Like friendly bullying or bullying?

Me and my friends all insult each other

αmy

they’re kinda mean to me 😭

they look annoing

Wade XL

Me and my friends all insult each other

I could never were all homies

The Unknown King of Moderation

See amy I told you they look weird

That’s what I said

The Unknown King of Moderation

You have friends?!??!?!

KILL YOURS-

The Unknown King of Moderation

Jk jk

Lmao

αmy

they’re kinda mean to me 😭

be mean back then idc they’re not pretty enough to be annoying 😭🤷‍♀️

They both look like hookers

All the girls in school are ugly tbh

urfavvirgo

be mean back then idc they’re not pretty enough to be annoying 😭🤷‍♀️

i’ll give you her insta

αmy

they’re kinda mean to me 😭

What are they doing to you

The Unknown King of Moderation

I said they look like autistic 9 year olds

Hop on uwu rq I got news

siya_bcyes

αmy

siya_bcyes

Gayass name

Wade XL

Hop on uwu rq I got news

Whattt

Wade XL

Like friendly bullying or bullying?

bullying

Anonymous

What are they doing to you

they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

αmy

i’ll give you her insta

I don’t fucking want her insta gimme her snap

urfavvirgo

I don’t fucking want her insta gimme her snap

i dont know her snap

I’ll add her on my alt so if I get banned it’s okay

αmy

bullying

because of what

why do you want her snap

The Unknown King of Moderation

Amy you need better friends

Thats what I was thinking of yesterday

αmy

why do you want her snap

I’ll bitch her out

The Unknown King of Moderation

Amy you need better friends

eh

Amy I think it's important that you surrond yourself only with people that enjoy your company

αmy

they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

It's best to trying to talk them, they're shitty people

don’t text her emily

like at all

The Unknown King of Moderation

Emily has a lesbian crush on your friend amy

ion wanna hear SHIT from u cause u esex

The Unknown King of Moderation

Emily has a lesbian crush on your friend amy

ew.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Love triangle forming

?

Anonymous

It's best to trying to talk them, they're shitty people

To stop trying*

no i meant like don’t

just don’t interact with her

you can like stalk her insta

Guys I got a challenge for u

The Unknown King of Moderation

She wants nudes

you’re like not funny

Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

Wade XL

Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

What

αmy

you can like stalk her insta

ew no💀

Wade XL

Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

1234567890

The Unknown King of Moderation

1234567890

Only letters

I would never share my password

There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

Wade XL

There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

GehevcaugHdbvejejGhsjafHshbe

The Unknown King of Moderation

GehevcaugHdbvejejGhsjafHshbe

Nope

Wade XL

Only letters

I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

Wade XL

Starts with an S

......

Anonymous

I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

Yep same

αmy

they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

aw hex naw not those Indians

The Unknown King of Moderation

Somebodyoncetoldmetheworldisgonnarollme

Yes

Anonymous

I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

for example treestarpants

urfavvirgo

WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

Is the bitch 40? Like she looks like she’s middle-aged

urfavvirgo

WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

liek I said, it's not js about za face 😏

Chunke Monke

liek I said, it's not js about za face 😏

A man of culture

Wade XL

There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

PleaseleaveWJE PQGAGAHAHAHHAA

Anonymous

PleaseleaveWJE PQGAGAHAHAHHAA

Lmao

she looks like a raisin with a mouth

That's it, probably, right Wade

The Unknown King of Moderation

her tits probably look like burnt pancakes

What tits?

Welp I guess I will spend the next 6 hours of my life on this website

Anonymous

Welp I guess I will spend the next 6 hours of my life on this website

Don't do it

urfavvirgo

WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

The smile

She looks middle-aged

Anonymous

The smile

She looks like shes laughing tbh

The Unknown King of Moderation

Waaade

When can we do matching pfpss

Wade XL

When can we do matching pfpss

Wait can I joinnn

Anonymous

Wait can I joinnn

If I can find one yea

She is trying to hard to be cool

Wade XL

If I can find one yea

YAYAYAY

HOLLUP I GOT AN IDEA

okay let’s not bully her anymore

i feel bad now

αmy

okay let’s not bully her anymore

is her dad indian scammer

αmy

okay let’s not bully her anymore

no she’s rlly ugly 💀

Chunke Monke

is her dad indian scammer

My dad IS a scam

αmy

i feel bad now

You don't need to feel bad about her, we don't bully her rn, we are just saying all the facts, right

The Unknown King of Moderation

Everyone make your pfp this color

bet

The Unknown King of Moderation

She looks like a transgender cancer patient wearing a wig

uhhhhhhhhh

Hello all, as you know I planned to stay off for a month, but Blach66 told me to come on Friday at 11pm. I was unable to so I have come back today and I might take an actual break in a bit... Hi :)

The Unknown King of Moderation

Everyone make your pfp this color

Who is everyone

ElsatheAquarius

Hello all, as you know I planned to stay off for a month, but Blach66 told me to come on Friday at 11pm. I was unable to so I have come back today and I might take an actual break in a bit... Hi :)

SHYFAGON

I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

The Unknown King of Moderation

She looks like a transgender cancer patient wearing a wig

okay stop now

i don’t want her to accidentally see

Anonymous

I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

Blach told me to

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αmy

i don’t want her to accidentally see

well I didn’t want to see HER

The Unknown King of Moderation

OKAY EVERYONE PUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AS THIS EXACT IMAGE

I DID

The Unknown King of Moderation

EVERYONE MUAHAHAHA

I don't consider myself as everyone🗿 but what about you

Wait Jake I sending u somethin

ElsatheAquarius

Back in Blach? Blach66?

Cannnnn you away

urfavvirgo

well I didn’t want to see HER

my bad

Anonymous

I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

True

El why did blach tell you to hop on

i totally don't copy them from discord and repost it

El you'll be back in less than a month

The Unknown King of Moderation

AMY JOIN US

i like my pfp

she’s pretty

Chunke Monke

yes. u r

Proof?????

Chunke Monke

yes. u r

Shy lives in Norway tho, I live in UK

ElsatheAquarius

Shy lives in Norway tho, I live in UK

Did I ask

Anonymous

Yummyyy

i’m getting cookie dougu

αmy

i’m getting cookie dougu

I love that

Anonymous

See you tommorow buddy

Fr

Anonymous

I love that

;)

You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

Anonymous

You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

αmy

i’m getting cookie dougu

plssss i wantttt

like that shits so trashy and gross

urfavvirgo

ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

It's an ick

I only have peanut M&M's and sour patch kids

Anonymous

It's an ick

it rlly is

urfavvirgo

ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

Fr and people think it's funny

urfavvirgo

like that shits so trashy and gross

Facts

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cs it’s like do u realize how dumb u sound💀

urfavvirgo

ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

i only say soft a

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what that say

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YOU WONT SILENCE ME

weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer

Anonymous

You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

No, I get constantly harrassed on here so I'm temporarily leaving. I'm not saying anything else, goodbye, farewell, ttyl, adios, au revoir, however u wanna say it just GOODBYE

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ElsatheAquarius

No, I get constantly harrassed on here so I'm temporarily leaving. I'm not saying anything else, goodbye, farewell, ttyl, adios, au revoir, however u wanna say it just GOODBYE

See you tommorow buddy

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Jake, stop deleting comments

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what is it saying

Anonymous

Jake, stop deleting comments

(It’s comedic so it fine)

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DONT LISTEN TO HIM

I SHALL NEVER BE TURNED

BRO I IS SO LUCKY, I GOT EVERY SOUR PATCH KID COLOR IN ONE PACKET

Chunke Monke

BRO I IS SO LUCKY, I GOT EVERY SOUR PATCH KID COLOR IN ONE PACKET

WOAH

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im gonna go put dem in my mouth and start sucking za juiced out

DONT LISTEN TO HIM

Chunke that sounds so wrong

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Anonymous

Chunke that sounds so wrong

PAUSE

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WHAT ARE THOSE DRAWINGS THERE SO GOOD

Anonymous

WHAT ARE THOSE DRAWINGS THERE SO GOOD

i didn't draw them

The Unknown King of Moderation

I MADE HER LISTEN TO ALL THE GOOD SONGS

her?

The Unknown King of Moderation
Image

Ooooooo

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wait that sounds weird

I want her nudes

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wait that sounds weird

pause

The Unknown King of Moderation

WADE CONFIRM YOU FUCKED HER SHES A WOMAN RIGHT

Maybe she had a dick idk I was zonked

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sending this to her when she’s back

NO-

DAMMIT SPOODERMAN

The Unknown King of Moderation
Image

NOOO

Anonymous

Wait so like

Yes

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade and wilk live together in a studio apartment in North Dakota and have sex often

WAIT WHERES THE STORY

How far away are they from each other

I STILL NEED THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF MY DICK SAGA

The Unknown King of Moderation

DO YOU HAVE IT

HOLLUP ONE SEC

The Unknown King of Moderation

About 3 inches

so wade's pp?

The Unknown King of Moderation

About 3 inches

Isn't wade canadian tho

I was born in the land of 1 billion people

Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

Wade XL

Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

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That’s the second half, the first half my dick was 90 inches

Then the third part it will be 270 inches

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U want the first part?

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