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  • Comment deleted by anonguy1

    you don't need to exaggerate

    if you don't like jake then ignore him. Are we in kindergarten here

    This site is always shit, retarded, dead, and toxic as shit.

    I've made a mistake for being here a while back.

    You can still leave, it's not late for that.

    Like go murder yourselfs already. Jesus Christ.

    Nobody forces you to stay here, if you don't like the site you can leave.

    Alright I will leave.

    I'm sick of this toxic shit site with retards.

    I will be come back in May 22nd.

    anonguy1

    Alright I will leave.

    okay, even though I think you're making a new account, I wish you good luck and success and of course fun in your life.

    anonguy1

    I will be come back in May 22nd.

    Okay, see you then

    Please don't make an alt, it won't make anything better

    anonguy1

    I will be come back in May 22nd.

    lol bye

    Who is the anon guy and who's alt is it

    "The another account of AG3.0/AstarticNo.21. Breaking news: I will be back in May 22, 2024."

    He's coming back tommorow 100%

    Anonymous

    He's coming back tommorow 100%

    Probably he will make an alt

    Flappy.

    hey sah ^^

    Hey Flapöy<333

    Flappy.

    hey sah ^^

    wsg

    Anonymous

    Hey Flapöy<333

    hey say

    Anonymous

    Hey Flapöy<333

    hruu

    Anonymous

    Probably he will make an alt

    prolly

    Anonymous

    Hiii amyyy

    hru

    Flappy.

    hruu

    I'm good, how about you

    Flappy.

    wsg amy

    florida

    αmy

    hru

    Good good, how about youuuu

    i should have gone in

    Anonymous

    I'm good, how about you

    im goood

    αmy

    florida

    how long you staying there

    Anonymous

    Wsg guys

    until tuesday

    αmy

    i should have gone in

    PQGAGAHAHAHHAHS

    Anonymous

    Wsg guys

    How are you

    Anonymous

    I'm fine

    Glad to hear that

    Chunke Monke

    i tink im eating expired warheads

    sharing is caring

    it's sticking to my gums 😭😭😭

    Chunke Monke

    it's sticking to my gums 😭😭😭

    i’ll stick to your gums 😏

    (i dont know what that meant)

    αmy

    i’ll stick to your gums 😏

    wat

    but you can

    into me

    αmy

    into me

    im gonna fail my edge tho 😭😭😭

    urfavvirgo

    Amy

    hey

    Chunke Monke

    im gonna fail my edge tho 😭😭😭

    idc

    wsg em

    sawyer sent me some nasty stuff

    *claps ass cheeks*

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    Chunke Monke

    for realz

    W bruver

    I blocked out his name bc ion trusts none of u w his snap

    Comment deleted

    uh.

    but yk my friend took that picture bc I couldn’t ss or he’d leak me

    uh idk emily

    do you really wanna send pics

    urfavvirgo

    no I unadded him 💀

    GOOD JOB

    Anonymous

    Omg its chunke AND wade

    BOB!

    αmy

    GOOD JOB

    boys are so nasty bro

    Anonymous

    WSG

    wazzzuppppppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

    Anonymous

    I am on an airplane

    how u hav wifi

    αmy

    real

    like actually disgusting

    Anonymous

    I am on an airplane

    i’m going bo wiling

    urfavvirgo

    like actually disgusting

    fr

    Chunke Monke

    how u hav wifi

    There's on flight wifi

    Chunke Monke

    how u hav wifi

    you can pay for it

    Anonymous

    I am on an airplane

    P L A NE

    urfavvirgo

    boys are so nasty bro

    bros before hoes

    Anonymous

    There's on flight wifi

    hecker

    Chunke Monke

    bros before hoes

    Factz

    hey ingenious crash into a few towers for me

    αmy

    fr

    like the most foul creatures

    they’re horny af

    and also

    idk they’re just

    confusing

    αmy

    they’re horny af

    i can’t text any of them after 10 PM cause ik they’re gonna say wyd and then the conversation is slowly gonna get gross

    αmy

    hey ingenious crash into a few towers for me

    bruv wat a coinsidence, i was watching a video about a guy talking to his friends on a website about bombing the plane he's riding and he used the plane's wifi and got caught and now he's being charged wit $100,000

    this guy sent me a dick pic

    it was so gross

    Anonymous

    We're all weird

    Yo hop on uwu rq

    like hairy and shit

    Wade XL

    Yo hop on uwu rq

    Bet

    Wade XL

    MEN:

    Nobody out-pizzas The Hut.

    Anonymous

    Nobody out-pizzas The Hut.

    Facts

    Comment deleted

    Dagger I literally found a theme song for you

    MY BROTHER WAS PISSING AND I ACCIDENTLY WALKED IN

    Chunke Monke

    bush?

    yeah it was like everywhere

    Comment deleted

    hey.

    IM DISGUSTING I CANT DO ANYTHING NOW

    Wade XL

    Dagger I literally found a theme song for you

    Oh?

    Anonymous

    Oh?

    HOLLUP I’m email it to u

    Anonymous

    Hey, Amy.

    I thought u left

    Anonymous

    Hey, Amy.

    how are you.

    Chunke Monke

    gold dagger

    Mmmm.

    urfavvirgo

    THATS SO GROSS

    😭😭😭

    αmy

    how are you.

    Chilling. Not much. Was pretty damn busy.

    i literally feel so bad em

    urfavvirgo

    I thought u left

    Don’t tempt me.

    once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

    and like bro

    Wade XL

    HOLLUP I’m email it to u

    Okie.

    never getting that image out of my head

    αmy

    once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

    same

    What are y'all yapping about

    αmy

    i literally feel so bad em

    NO CS HES YELLING AT ME FROM INSIDE THE BATHROOM NOW

    Nigga, what is this conversation?

    Anonymous

    What are y'all yapping about

    pissing in bathrooms because apparently it's weird

    Anonymous

    Nigga, what is this conversation?

    Men hate

    Anonymous

    Don’t tempt me.

    why are u back

    urfavvirgo

    why are u back

    Because I can.

    The King has returned

    Chunke Monke

    pissing in bathrooms because apparently it's weird

    Tf we supposed to do in bathrooms?

    urfavvirgo

    NO CS HES YELLING AT ME FROM INSIDE THE BATHROOM NOW

    BAHAHA

    Wade XL

    The King has returned

    Indeed.

    Anonymous

    Tf we supposed to do in bathrooms?

    ask amy that

    Bathrooms are for pissing and shatting.

    Chunke Monke

    ask amy that

    when did i say anything about that??

    i personally pee in an empty soda bottle when talking wit my E-Kittens

    αmy

    when did i say anything about that??

    bruv

    αmy

    BAHAHA

    “Emily what the fuck is wrong with you the door was closed how retarded are you”

    αmy

    once i walked on on my friend pissing in my bathroom

    ^^^

    i literally just said i walked in on my friend pissing

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    αmy

    i literally just said i walked in on my friend pissing

    y dafuq did u even walk in tho

    Chunke Monke

    ^^^

    yes, and? when did i say you can’t piss in there(

    Comment deleted

    *I started the conversation

    urfavvirgo

    “Emily what the fuck is wrong with you the door was closed how retarded are you”

    NO BUT THE THING IS THEY DONT LOCK IT

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    Chunke Monke

    y dafuq did u even walk in tho

    they didn’t lock

    Flappy.

    NO BUT THE THING IS THEY DONT LOCK IT

    DLAPPY HIII

    ADN THEN, WHEN NOBODYS IN IT BUT THE DOOR IS CLOSED THEYRE LIKE "fym is anyone in there its closed"

    αmy

    they didn’t lock

    did they pee in za dark?

    Comment deleted

    Damnit, I didn’t mean to delete it.

    Dagger I’m emailing it to u now

    LIKE WHEN U ACCUDENTLY GET DISTRACTED BY UR PHONE AND THEN UR BROTHERS PISSING IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR BARELY CLOSED

    Arguing about shite like this is astronomically retarded.

    Wade XL

    Dagger I’m emailing it to u now

    👍🏻

    my brother is breathing so loudly rn

    i can hear him from the other room

    urfavvirgo

    LIKE WHEN U ACCUDENTLY GET DISTRACTED BY UR PHONE AND THEN UR BROTHERS PISSING IN THE BATHROOM WITH THE DOOR BARELY CLOSED

    ^^^^ cough cough tell me it’s not just me

    he is not even doing anything

    Chunke Monke

    did they pee in za dark?

    no..?

    it was a sleepover

    Flappy.

    my brother is breathing so loudly rn

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh nvm

    and this guy

    urfavvirgo

    ^^^^ cough cough tell me it’s not just me

    yeah yeahy youre fine

    was peeing in my bathroom

    This conversation is a whole new level of retarded

    and i walked in on him

    Chunke Monke

    he's edging

    HES IN THE KITCHEN????

    Holy Shitballs of fire it worked!

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    Wade

    Holy Shitballs of fire it worked!

    WADE YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

    my friends

    that’s a very good question

    idc what you say i just wanted to know

    cause everyone thinks they’re like so hot

    and it’s annoying

    I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

    the one on za left needs to mew more liek za one on the right

    urfavvirgo

    I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

    that made me feel so much better

    Let’s goo I can access both accounts

    Anonymous

    WADE YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT

    FINALLY

    the one on the right got a big ass nose and the one on the left looks like like Devi from never have I ever

    urfavvirgo

    they both look stupid asf

    they’re really fucking mean

    urfavvirgo

    I mean they’re not who I would consider pretty💀

    so asians liek ur kind?

    I’m gonna switch back and fourth for funsies

    like they bully sped kids 💀

    all asians look za same, (no offense wade and ingenous)

    Chunke Monke

    so asians liek ur kind?

    no not rlly I feel like WASIANS

    αmy

    like they bully sped kids 💀

    so do I 💀

    urfavvirgo

    no not rlly I feel like WASIANS

    ew

    you’d get along really well ngl

    ive only ever seen like one ugly wasian

    Chunke Monke

    ew

    it’s the best of both worlds fr

    and he was UGLy ugly

    Flappy.

    ive only ever seen like one ugly wasian

    ur ex ?

    αmy

    you’d get along really well ngl

    yea prolly but they not too cute

    no nono this guy my friend liked

    a work of art but like the preschool kind

    Comment deleted

    Mid at best

    I have no idea what yall are talking about anymore

    chunky monkey what’s ur uwu crew

    urfavvirgo

    MY BROTHER WAS PISSING AND I ACCIDENTLY WALKED IN

    😭

    Anonymous

    I have no idea what yall are talking about anymore

    Me neither

    Anonymous

    😭

    NO IK IM SCARED.

    Wade XL

    Mid at best

    didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

    urfavvirgo

    chunky monkey what’s ur uwu crew

    wat do u want

    Chunke Monke

    wat

    No she jut asked for your uwu crew

    Flappy.

    didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

    They’re both mid I just said one was slightly better than the other

    Flappy.

    didnt oyu say the one on the right was pretty yesterday

    Right is better

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    but they look irritating asf

    Wade XL

    They’re both mid I just said one was slightly better than the other

    changing up changing up

    urfavvirgo

    Right is better

    That’s what I said

    Wade XL

    That’s what I said

    no you said "the one on the right aint bad"

    They looking annoying and look like they thinking that they the shit

    urfavvirgo

    They looking annoying and look like they thinking that they the shit

    ^

    Flappy.

    no you said "the one on the right aint bad"

    “Aint bad” still not good, but ain’t bad

    Flappy.

    ^

    like they’re okay but not as good as they think they are yk?

    Wade XL

    “Aint bad” still not good, but ain’t bad

    m-hm

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    sometimes it's not js about za face

    Flappy.

    WAIT I GOTTA GO

    BYEBYEEEEE FLAPÖYYY HAVE A GREAT DAYYYYYYY

    Chunke Monke

    sometimes it's not js about za face

    well

    urfavvirgo

    but they look irritating asf

    they’re kinda mean to me 😭

    Comment deleted

    The girl on the left is pretty

    αmy

    they’re kinda mean to me 😭

    Like friendly bullying or bullying?

    Me and my friends all insult each other

    αmy

    they’re kinda mean to me 😭

    they look annoing

    Wade XL

    Me and my friends all insult each other

    I could never were all homies

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    See amy I told you they look weird

    That’s what I said

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You have friends?!??!?!

    KILL YOURS-

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Jk jk

    Lmao

    αmy

    they’re kinda mean to me 😭

    be mean back then idc they’re not pretty enough to be annoying 😭🤷‍♀️

    They both look like hookers

    All the girls in school are ugly tbh

    urfavvirgo

    be mean back then idc they’re not pretty enough to be annoying 😭🤷‍♀️

    i’ll give you her insta

    αmy

    they’re kinda mean to me 😭

    What are they doing to you

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I said they look like autistic 9 year olds

    Hop on uwu rq I got news

    siya_bcyes

    Wade XL

    Hop on uwu rq I got news

    Whattt

    Wade XL

    Like friendly bullying or bullying?

    bullying

    Anonymous

    What are they doing to you

    they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

    αmy

    i’ll give you her insta

    I don’t fucking want her insta gimme her snap

    i dont know her snap

    I’ll add her on my alt so if I get banned it’s okay

    αmy

    bullying

    because of what

    why do you want her snap

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Amy you need better friends

    Thats what I was thinking of yesterday

    αmy

    why do you want her snap

    I’ll bitch her out

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Amy you need better friends

    eh

    Amy I think it's important that you surrond yourself only with people that enjoy your company

    αmy

    they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

    It's best to trying to talk them, they're shitty people

    don’t text her emily

    like at all

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Emily has a lesbian crush on your friend amy

    ion wanna hear SHIT from u cause u esex

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Emily has a lesbian crush on your friend amy

    ew.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Love triangle forming

    ?

    Anonymous

    It's best to trying to talk them, they're shitty people

    To stop trying*

    no i meant like don’t

    just don’t interact with her

    you can like stalk her insta

    Guys I got a challenge for u

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    She wants nudes

    you’re like not funny

    Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

    Wade XL

    Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

    What

    αmy

    you can like stalk her insta

    ew no💀

    Wade XL

    Matt gave me a new password for my main which I changed immediately but guess the password he gave me

    1234567890

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    1234567890

    Only letters

    I would never share my password

    There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

    Wade XL

    There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

    GehevcaugHdbvejejGhsjafHshbe

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    GehevcaugHdbvejejGhsjafHshbe

    Nope

    Wade XL

    Only letters

    I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

    Wade XL

    Starts with an S

    ......

    Anonymous

    I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

    Yep same

    αmy

    they just ignore me a lot and like don’t talk to me unless their parents make me

    aw hex naw not those Indians

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Somebodyoncetoldmetheworldisgonnarollme

    Yes

    Anonymous

    I had forgotten my passowrd twice, he gave me 3 words that have nothing to do with each other

    for example treestarpants

    urfavvirgo

    WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

    Is the bitch 40? Like she looks like she’s middle-aged

    urfavvirgo

    WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

    liek I said, it's not js about za face 😏

    Wade XL

    There’s no possible way you guess it, if you do you’re literally a God

    PleaseleaveWJE PQGAGAHAHAHHAA

    she looks like a raisin with a mouth

    That's it, probably, right Wade

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    her tits probably look like burnt pancakes

    What tits?

    Welp I guess I will spend the next 6 hours of my life on this website

    Anonymous

    Welp I guess I will spend the next 6 hours of my life on this website

    Don't do it

    urfavvirgo

    WHAT THE FUCK SHES SO UGLY

    The smile

    She looks middle-aged

    Anonymous

    The smile

    She looks like shes laughing tbh

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Waaade

    When can we do matching pfpss

    Anonymous

    Wait can I joinnn

    If I can find one yea

    She is trying to hard to be cool

    Wade XL

    If I can find one yea

    YAYAYAY

    HOLLUP I GOT AN IDEA

    okay let’s not bully her anymore

    i feel bad now

    αmy

    okay let’s not bully her anymore

    is her dad indian scammer

    αmy

    okay let’s not bully her anymore

    no she’s rlly ugly 💀

    Chunke Monke

    is her dad indian scammer

    My dad IS a scam

    αmy

    i feel bad now

    You don't need to feel bad about her, we don't bully her rn, we are just saying all the facts, right

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Everyone make your pfp this color

    bet

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    She looks like a transgender cancer patient wearing a wig

    uhhhhhhhhh

    Hello all, as you know I planned to stay off for a month, but Blach66 told me to come on Friday at 11pm. I was unable to so I have come back today and I might take an actual break in a bit... Hi :)

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Everyone make your pfp this color

    Who is everyone

    ElsatheAquarius

    Hello all, as you know I planned to stay off for a month, but Blach66 told me to come on Friday at 11pm. I was unable to so I have come back today and I might take an actual break in a bit... Hi :)

    SHYFAGON

    I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    She looks like a transgender cancer patient wearing a wig

    okay stop now

    i don’t want her to accidentally see

    Anonymous

    I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

    Blach told me to

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    αmy

    i don’t want her to accidentally see

    well I didn’t want to see HER

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    OKAY EVERYONE PUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AS THIS EXACT IMAGE

    I DID

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    EVERYONE MUAHAHAHA

    I don't consider myself as everyone🗿 but what about you

    Wait Jake I sending u somethin

    ElsatheAquarius

    Back in Blach? Blach66?

    Cannnnn you away

    urfavvirgo

    well I didn’t want to see HER

    my bad

    Anonymous

    I knew it whenever someone says they're leaving they come back in like a week

    True

    El why did blach tell you to hop on

    i totally don't copy them from discord and repost it

    El you'll be back in less than a month

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    AMY JOIN US

    i like my pfp

    she’s pretty

    Chunke Monke

    yes. u r

    Proof?????

    Chunke Monke

    yes. u r

    Shy lives in Norway tho, I live in UK

    ElsatheAquarius

    Shy lives in Norway tho, I live in UK

    Did I ask

    Anonymous

    Yummyyy

    i’m getting cookie dougu

    αmy

    i’m getting cookie dougu

    I love that

    Anonymous

    See you tommorow buddy

    Fr

    Anonymous

    I love that

    ;)

    You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

    Anonymous

    You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

    ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

    αmy

    i’m getting cookie dougu

    plssss i wantttt

    like that shits so trashy and gross

    urfavvirgo

    ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

    It's an ick

    I only have peanut M&M's and sour patch kids

    Anonymous

    It's an ick

    it rlly is

    urfavvirgo

    ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

    Fr and people think it's funny

    urfavvirgo

    like that shits so trashy and gross

    Facts

    Comment deleted

    cs it’s like do u realize how dumb u sound💀

    urfavvirgo

    ppl who say the n word when they’re not black are just weird

    i only say soft a

    Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    what that say

    Comment deleted

    YOU WONT SILENCE ME

    weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer weezer

    Anonymous

    You're just trying to revive yourself after you got exposed for saying the n word

    No, I get constantly harrassed on here so I'm temporarily leaving. I'm not saying anything else, goodbye, farewell, ttyl, adios, au revoir, however u wanna say it just GOODBYE

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    ElsatheAquarius

    No, I get constantly harrassed on here so I'm temporarily leaving. I'm not saying anything else, goodbye, farewell, ttyl, adios, au revoir, however u wanna say it just GOODBYE

    See you tommorow buddy

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    Comment deleted

    Jake, stop deleting comments

    Comment deleted

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Comment deleted

    what is it saying

    Anonymous

    Jake, stop deleting comments

    (It’s comedic so it fine)

    Comment deleted

    DONT LISTEN TO HIM

    I SHALL NEVER BE TURNED

    BRO I IS SO LUCKY, I GOT EVERY SOUR PATCH KID COLOR IN ONE PACKET

    Chunke Monke

    BRO I IS SO LUCKY, I GOT EVERY SOUR PATCH KID COLOR IN ONE PACKET

    WOAH

    Comment deleted
    Comment deleted

    im gonna go put dem in my mouth and start sucking za juiced out

    DONT LISTEN TO HIM

    Chunke that sounds so wrong

    Comment deleted
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    Anonymous

    Chunke that sounds so wrong

    PAUSE

    Comment deleted
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    WHAT ARE THOSE DRAWINGS THERE SO GOOD

    Anonymous

    WHAT ARE THOSE DRAWINGS THERE SO GOOD

    i didn't draw them

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I MADE HER LISTEN TO ALL THE GOOD SONGS

    her?

    The Unknown King of Moderation
    Image

    Ooooooo

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wait that sounds weird

    pause

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    WADE CONFIRM YOU FUCKED HER SHES A WOMAN RIGHT

    Maybe she had a dick idk I was zonked

    DAMMIT SPOODERMAN

    Anonymous

    Wait so like

    Yes

    WAIT WHERES THE STORY

    How far away are they from each other

    I STILL NEED THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF MY DICK SAGA

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    DO YOU HAVE IT

    HOLLUP ONE SEC

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    About 3 inches

    so wade's pp?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    About 3 inches

    Isn't wade canadian tho

    I was born in the land of 1 billion people

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    THE STORY

    YES

    Wade XL

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    wat dafuq

    I NEED THE THIRD INSTALLMENT WITH MY 270 INCH LONG DICK FUCKING JAKE

    Chunke Monke

    wat dafuq

    Thank Kris

    Wade XL

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    Is that important to read

    Anonymous

    Is that important to read

    100%

    Anonymous

    Is that important to read

    wilk and wade fantasies

    Wade XL

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    Is that important to read

    Anonymous

    Is that important to read

    Yes

    Anonymous

    Oh the old mod???

    She is still a Mod

    Anonymous

    Is that important to read

    yesn't

    Chunke Monke

    search him up

    is he a porn star

    Anonymous

    Mhmmm okayyy

    It’s the greatest sex story ever told

    Wade XL

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    I stop reading after the first sentence

    Anonymous

    I stop reading after the first sentence

    Nooo read the whole thing

    urfavvirgo

    I would never say the n word

    Nigeria?

    I think I used them all up…idk tho

    Wade XL

    Title: A Tale of Passion and Unimaginable Lengths Wade, a man with an 180-inch penis, was a unique individual. He had always known he was different, and it had led to a life of isolation and curiosity. He had never shared his secret with anyone, fearing ridicule and rejection. One day, while wandering through the local park, Wade met Wilk, a beautiful and kind-hearted woman. Their eyes met, and they both felt an instant connection. Wade knew he had to reveal his secret to her, but he was also afraid of her reaction. Taking a deep breath, Wade mustered the courage to share his secret with Wilk. To his surprise, she listened attentively without any judgment or disgust. Instead, she showed genuine interest and curiosity. Wilk, who had always been fascinated by human anatomy and sexuality, was intrigued by Wade's condition. She saw it as an opportunity to explore a world she had never imagined before. As they continued to talk, their connection grew stronger, and they decided to explore their attraction physically. Wade was nervous, but Wilk reassured him that she was open to whatever they would experience together. In the privacy of her home, they began to undress each other. Wilk's eyes widened as she saw Wade's massive penis for the first time. She couldn't help but touch it gently, marveling at its size. Wade, feeling her touch, was both excited and nervous. Wilk suggested they start slowly, and they began with gentle caresses and kisses. As they became more comfortable, Wade carefully inserted the tip of his penis into Wilk. She gasped in surprise, but the sensation was unlike anything she had ever felt before. As they continued, Wade gradually inserted more of his penis into Wilk. She felt stretched and filled in a way she couldn't describe. Wilk moaned with pleasure, her body responding to the sensations that Wade's length was providing. Wade was careful not to hurt Wilk, moving slowly and gently as they explored this new territory together. Their passion grew, and they became more adventurous, experimenting with different positions and angles. As the night progressed, Wade and Wilk found themselves lost in a whirlwind of pleasure and emotion. They discovered a connection that went beyond physical attraction, a deep understanding and respect for one another. In the end, Wade and Wilk realized that their differences were what made their love so unique and special. They continued to explore their relationship, always with care, respect, and a sense of adventure. Their story served as a reminder that love knows no bounds, and that true connection can be found in the most unexpected places.

    Help. I liked the person I was before reading this

    Chunke Monke

    i never seen u say za N word

    I haven’t, shhh

    Yall get infinite cc passes

    Anonymous

    Help. I liked the person I was before reading this

    YAAAY! YOU READ IT!

    That’s the second half, the first half my dick was 90 inches

    Then the third part it will be 270 inches

    Wade XL

    YAAAY! YOU READ IT!

    I wish I hadn't read it 😭

    No you don’t lmao

    Wade XL

    Then the third part it will be 270 inches

    disturbing

    Wade XL

    That’s the second half, the first half my dick was 90 inches

    ur tip?

    urfavvirgo

    I would never say the n word

    ME NEITHE3

    I just re-read it

    Imma hop on omegle for no reason brb

    Imma hop on porn hub for no reason brb

    Wade XL

    I just re-read it

    No way

    Anonymous

    Imma hop on omegle for no reason brb

    Byebyeee

    Anonymous

    No way

    U want the first part?

    No no no, it's fine, i don't have to read it

    i’m watching horses race

    Angry Raven