Citizenship

Citizenship Jokes

Card

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

Paper

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

Baby

What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Suicide

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

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