I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
