Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ. "My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!!" And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul. WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS And so he did.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
I always hated being born a catholic as a kid, the way you have to keep kneeling down, bending over and standing up all within a few minutes of each other while at church, I was always thinking “for God’s sake just pick a position and fuck me”
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
