Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
How do Chinese parents name their children? Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing,Bong,Dong
Q : Name a muderer ? A : Jews : Hitler. Russians : Stalin Chinese : Mao Americans : Bin Laden Aborted fetus : My mom
I know a Chinese joy rider Tommy Tookamotor
I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
grace ... what...stinks
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life ?! "Your the ying to my yang" !
chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"
which means, "keep striving in life"
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts, are deemed a 他妈的傻逼. Joke not up for debate.
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What did the doctor say to the chinese patient? Sum ting wong
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
why can Chinese people play baseball? because they ate the bat
Why are there not that much phones in China? Because there’s too much wing and Wongs so they will wing the wong number
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
why are Chinese people bad at base ball.
.because they ate the bad
