You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Been learning Chinese................ 69 is too-can-chew
Want to save 50% on your Chinese??......
We stop by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us “I am wan kin the manager.” So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Q: what do you cool a Chinese billionaire
A: Cha-Ching
What do you call a premature chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents
Two wongs don’t make a white
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us? It’s the only place they can vote!
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.