Chine jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.