Childhood jokes
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###😥 I need to call help."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.