Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! ๐๐ฅ
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
What is the most musical part of a chicken ๐?
The drumstick ๐.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasnโt a chicken!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.