Peice jokes
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.