Peice jokes

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.