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The Fat Cow Gives Homework

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Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

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Explanation

The joke plays on the expectation that the cow will give a food product like the chicken and pig. Instead, the kids answer with "homework", creating a humorous surprise by connecting the cow to the teacher's role of assigning schoolwork. The humor arises from this unexpected shift in logic.

Comments (56)

Really funny best joke ever how did you come up with that that is amazing omgggggg!!!!!!!!

I just think about what I’d like the joke to be about then I think of the funniest answers and questions

You didn't make that joke someone else did

You got that off of tik tok so shut up

ehrGH

Eggcelent! 🤣🤣

Wowwww you just disrespected a teacher's but I gotta admit it was pretty funny.

This is great, my favorite joke so far

XXXDDDD

Some ppl are haters that's why they're saying she copied it. ya'll just salty you ain't think of it first. The joke is funny leave her alone! 🤬🤬🤬

It made me laugh 🙂 and I agree Lola

People who are salty nuts: The roaster

The roaster, can you be quiet next time and leave this incredible jokester alone.

Oof nice one 😂👍

funny

poopy good jokes

LOL was not expecting dat nice one mate 👌👌👌

lol good job XDDD ._.

that was so good i have it copied everywhere loved it can't wait to tell it to all my friends i agree lola you guys are jealous

Great Joke lmfao! and you guys that are hating just shush-

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

she didnt come up with the joke tho:l

BRUUUHHHHH the teacher IS the fat cow!! Think of that next time u eat steak.

YO imagine getting a notify

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Imagine copying that

This was da bomb! I couldn't stop laughing for 3 min. Best joke ever! All ya'll haters of jokes out there, I've got a message for you: Shut up, take a seat, and stop being little annoying brats to the people that can actually think!

Ok that is good!

Guys, stop! ENOUGH!!!!! That is hating. Ok, he / she is being mean to me, but that doesn't mean you get down to their level. I don't even care about what they said. They are just haters.

Sorry gwen. We just wanted that hater to stop! We didn't mean to say any of that! Super sorry!

It's ok, were all mean sometimes!

Yasssssss anyone else actually have teachers like that

Hahahaha evil

Your teacher is not vegan.

If I ever called my teacher a fat cow, I would literally go to the principal's office and get an amendment or citation note for inappropriate behavior, my mom would first spank me and then punish me. Although I don't know how you guys do it, it would still be a lot of fun to call my teacher a fat cow!!!

i would so get grounded if i call mi techer a "fat cow"

Haha I am laughing so bad 😂😂😂

She literally stole This from tiktok I have it saved in my videoes from two years ago on my iPhone lmao such a stupid kid to be stealing jokes and copying and claiming it as own also they reposted tiktok today on Facebook reels the original owners. Btw are you even old enough to have Facebook since you are still in school? This is a man and his son who wrote it a few years back. Sincerely 27 year old avid tiktok watcher since it was musical.ly and was just released and content creator.

She didn't say that it was HER joke, that SHE came up with it herself, that she CLAIMED it. She was probably just passing it on. Anyway, believe it or not, that's what this website is for, passing on and telling jokes.

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