Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser
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Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic
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An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
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