What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Why did the chef go get the eggs because eggs are egg tastic
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!