Chef jokes
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Frenchwopmutt is my favorite meme now because its true, based, real, and funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Community talk
call me a chef but i be cooking
Dear people, I just wanna said I'm very sorry for being rude to Lynja's death, I know who she is after I realized. And she also the best YT chef grandma as well. So please if you forgive me, but if not, that's ok, I totally understand.
im chef pp