Chef jokes
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Memes
how it started
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!