Chef jokes
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
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I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
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Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!