Chef

Chef Jokes

Spaghetti

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

Episode

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

Steak

Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”

Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”

Chef: “Why thank you.”

Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”

Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”

Food

When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."

Meat

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!

Artist

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Salad

Why did the monster 🧟‍♀️ put the cook in a bowl?

He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂

Chicken

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Egg

Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Food

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!

Dinner

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!