My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
