my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... it was a short episode to bad he couldn’t find any
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef You : is this chicken? Chef : no its meow meow
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Chiefs is an Eggcellent cook
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
