Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
Silly joke ! Where’s my natcho YOU have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick
#DadJoke Knock,Knock Who's there? Nacho Nacho who? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
How do you fix a broken pizza with tomato paste
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why the twin towers are mad
They ar like pepeporonie and cheese as a plane
