About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
someone cutting the cheese then farted. someone sees the cheese and it smelled like crap(literally) he said, "who cut the cheese?
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
Heres some of my weird jokes: What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go. Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of it's house? Because it's in its name. Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese 1st.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid ( I might not upload daily)
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know)
Ok heres ur joke now.....
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
A brain eats cheddar cheese
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
He jizzes canned cheese
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
Why do people say cheese in a camera? because they were using the computer
