HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
What is the biggest dissrespect to send a box of tea bags to africa
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
i gave an orphan 5 dollars and i said "spend it on a candy bar" i came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. so i look over and i see that he has a piggy bank that has 40$ and i said where did you get that? he said for being homeless, and i said what are you going to spend it on he looked at me and said "i'm going to pay money for a mother."
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions ..you must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate and you must never hold on to any beef . " The Angel then disappeared. The man did as was told and became generous and kind ..as he emerged from the betting office with all his money... he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person..each and everytime. He ,however couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what . When he died the Angel came back for him .. "But I'm undeserving I can't come with you" he said .. "Yes you can" replied the Angel , "you gave all your stake ( steak) away"
In my free time, I like to help blind people
Verb, not adjective
why did the crows form a charity? because its all for good caws!
It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
