How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
what did the angel say when it went to heaven? well halo there!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Uranus is a gassy planet
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
