Celestial jokes
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What did the angel say when it went to heaven? Well, halo there!
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Mooning is very astrological!
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Uranus has 27 moons.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?