Celestial

Celestial jokes

Day

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

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Heaven

When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.

Saturn

Why does Saturn have a ring?

Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.

Moon

Why is the Moon red today?

The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

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  • Moon

    Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

    A: A Luna-Tic!

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

    To see his FUTURE in the STARS.

    President

    God- make a grumpy old man president.

    Angel- why?

    G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

    A- okay.

    G- make him not pay taxes.

    A- okay...

    Fast forward to 2020

    G- you know that grumpy old man?

    A- yea...

    G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

    A- Krona.

    G- exactly.

    A- why do you hate humans so much?

    G- because I can.

    Dwarf

    You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!

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  • Community

    Can you find the password hidden in this poem? Only the first five to answer correctly will go through to my next challenge (officially) others can still participate but not count in the final draw to find who's the riddler amongst us...

    Sir, I bear a rhyme excelling In mystic force and magic spelling Celestial sprites elucidate All my own striving cant relate