Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Rapper

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Dream

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Boy

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)

To find his fans!

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

Eminem-o the Great.

Kobe Bryant

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Rapper

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?

Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!

Sack

What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?

They both empty their sacks around children.

Free Willy

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

Kelly Clarkson

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

Santa Claus

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

Dandruff

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.