Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Wrap

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Answer

What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.

Phrase

What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.

Helicopter

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Paul Walker

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.

Incest

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Prince

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.