Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin wall
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes
Ariana Grande
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
what did Chris Brown say when he saw Rhianna
"I'd hit that"
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk Over charge himself
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris steped on a Lego. R.I.P the Lego piece.
