Plaster jokes

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.