Plaster jokes
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Walls.
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Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
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