Plaster jokes
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Community talk
Once upon a time, in a nostalgic corner of the internet, Lynx, an intelligent and wise pigeon, stumbled upon an old website from his childhood called WorstJokesEver. Intrigued by the memories it held, Lynx delved into the realm of terrible jokes and found the website had a community tab.
With mischievous glee, Lynx saw an opportunity to unleash his cruel humor on the unsuspecting members, disregarding the potential … Read more