Cause jokes
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.