Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
Hey girl are your pants a mirror. ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
#pick-up-line
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
Just cause I’m gay doesn’t mean I want you. I’m shocked anyone would
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
Why did hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why are orphans always at school. Cause they can't be home schooled.
