Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Cause Jokes
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
