Cattle jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.