Cattle jokes
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
De-calf-inated.
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Community talk
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more