What did the cow say?
Moo!
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.