What did the cow say?
Moo!
Cattle Jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
What do you call a united cow?
United Steaks.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What does a cow say? Moo.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull.
The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram."
She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable."
Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
