Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!” A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?” The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!” Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
Why is a blind people bad at catching things because they never see it coming
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork
“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
