Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
What's worse than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
