“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
what do you call a person who died in war? Little Johnny.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
