Casualness jokes

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”

Hey, what's up?

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!