Casualness

Casualness jokes

Heart

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

Memes

Ancestry.com

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

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  • Man

    A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

    Popcorn

    "Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."

    "HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.

    Triangle

    I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

    I just stand at the back and ting.

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    Poll

    Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

    So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

    The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

    (Requested by Anonymous)

    Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.

    "What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.

    "Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"

    Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more