Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve? Answer; Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What’s black and at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking during a house fire
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there’s a salad dressing.
Why do orphan be come hoorkes case they can call someone dadday
When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!