Card Game jokes
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?
They’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.