A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.
If your buy renault megane, all your girls will be gone
If your drive a Lamborghini, than you have a tiny whennie
Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
What did they find in Paul walkers glovebox? His head and shoulders.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speedbump 😬
I work in a garage and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said,"why wont my car go straight
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60 who's driving?
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
What is the worlds strongest material....... The tree that Paul walker hit
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
when Helen Keller drives a car people call here Asian
Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel
