Cant jokes
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.