Cant jokes

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸

cock teaser

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.