Cant jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.