Cant jokes
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.