Cant jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers.
Um.
Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."